My friends make me sick... or I should say, the expired ass food they leave lying around for people to eat makes me sick....
Why would you do that to me Andy?
You know the 1st thing I do when I come over is look for cereal and cookies or any suitable substitute thereof.
Why would you leave out something of a peanut butter nature for me to see, you know I'm gonna eat it-
That fucking Cliff Bar from your fruit bowl made me puke as soon as I got home from your place.... thanks buddy!
Was it sabotage? Did you not like the socks I got you for Christmas???
