Condiments

The city should really do something about these fucking condiments- they are ruining our cities.
They vandalize our town, hang out on street corners, smoke reefer, bully vegetables, and beat up old ladies for no good reason.

-photo by Jo

Easy Like....

It took me a very long time to appreciate the company of my folks-
now, the one day I look forward to the most is Sunday-
specifically Sunday Mornings. The 3 of us spend at least 2 hours debating politics, history and and pop culture..
throw in a couple of jokes and a huge eggy breakfast and the morning really becomes a whole big, beautiful treat.

TACO-BOOZE= CELEBRATION

On the 4th Anniversary of my acceptance and surrender to many serious things, my best pal and I went out for tacos and some ginger ale... I love life!

Is this the End?

Jim Morrison said it was.. The Aztecs have it on the books and Nostradamus told it so.

Can all of these folks be wrong?

If you take a peek inside a newspaper, you would certainly think it was all coming to an anti-climatic and predictable conclusion...

But who knows?!? We may all live for another 2 thousand years.....
then what?

-photo by Rene Navarrette

Numerology

Can't Live with it
Can't Live without it...

TRAFFIC

Los Angeles is full of cars and people that don't know how to drive them.
Hey You! don't slow down to watch some guy change his tire on the shoulder of the 5 or 710 fwys.
ALSO- Don't slow down to watch that cop give that poor Mexican a ticket.  You aren't gonna get to film the beat down the cop is about to hand out from the middle lane of the fwy going 30mph. Just fucking get over it and keep driving.


You, old lady- driving that old Caddy at 45mph on the fast lane-Why are you driving? Were you such an unfit mother that your children left your old ass to wither away and die alone?  They certainly don't like you or any of us.  If they did they would take you off the highway and drive you places...  by the way- it's dark, your lights are off and
you are going the wrong way on a one way street.


You- Obama fan with your stupid bumper sticker on your hybrid- your driving's ok but you suck anyways- If your dude gets in get ready for a let down in a year and half. 

I'm willing to bet my life savings he doesn't finish out his 1st term. (JFK)


Koreatown, learn to drive...please!!!

Georgina y´Lilly

Geo for short, and Lilly is short for Liliana.
Two really lovely ladies with hearts of gold.
I keep them from doing any kind of actual work
for at least 1 hour every weekday morning-
We all feel ok about it since their boss is a bit of asshole
(he withholds their tips).

KEEP YOUR FINGERS NIMBLE

You have to stay sharp, have your wits about you
and always maintain your skills in top form.
No matter how old you get or how "in the past"
your skills may be- once in a while you have to wipe that
dust off your shoulders and get back in the game.....
Even if it means stealing candy and putting teenagers
in their place....
The Rabbi and The Mexican are out of retirement and they
don't give a fuck...

Frankly, I'm a little afraid for what might happen.