Greenage

What the hell is up with Mother Earth?!? I mean really.. somewhere early this year it got a really good publicist and and a few managers, they hired some Madison Avenue advert agencies and BOOM! We're all going "green". Celebs are on TV teaching us how to recycle cans, there are billboards telling us to drive less and magazine articles about old mum and how we can save her.
I say too little too late- this thing is over in about 4 years.

Orange Tables

I sometimes do not feel like talking to anyone. Even while in the company of others (which I enjoy tremendously).... the thought of a forceable conversation makes me feel totally sick.

Avarice

Avarice is a dangerous thing and it leaves me longing for the proletariat platform. What could be better than winning together, instead of watching so many fail time and time again.

Lies

I know you knew that I lied to you. I did fuck a bunch of strangers while out on tour but you already knew that (so why did you ask). I'm not sorry I did it, I'm only sorry that I didn't have the balls to break up with you sooner. It's ok though, I guess we're even now. Yes, I know about you and your co-worker. I don't blame you, I'm hardly ever around and when I am we fight and treat each other badly.

ps-
I've also been stealing money from your savings and sneaking into your myspace account.

Less is Lez

Coco and I accidentally walked into a lesbian bar this last weekend. They all had angular haircuts and looked like hardcore boys from San Diego circa 2001 (i.e. Locust fan look)... They are very passionate people, lesbians. It took no longer than 20 minutes to see 2 couples fighting, make up and make out- there was also tons of ass grabbin' and some sort of contest involving shots of Jagermeister and shaved vaginas going on in the ladies room.. very passionate people, lesbians.

Grunions

Grunions wash up on the shore. They are very passionate... It's high tide and mating season. The women dig a hole and let any male inseminate them, they are not picky- nature does not grant them that particular luxury...

Krauts

Been getting alot of emails from Germany lately... a little odd but not really since these things are widely viewed by all kinds of weird folk.
This one goes out to Bert Hofner. Thanks Bert for your kind words and support- enjoy

The Future

The world is going to end in Dec. 20I2- I've known this since I was 4. Being 30 now and having had pretty much all the fun (debauchery) I'm ever going to have I have recently decided to join Design School over at UCLA. I only have a few years to become an Art Director.

Keeping it Fancy

This whole trashy Euro Disco revival has me refining my choices of eateries. Since I'm not spending money on coke and silk shirts I spend it on eating at places with gold plate settings.